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发表于 2012-9-2 10:00:52
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我挑几则超搞笑的敲上来,独阅乐不如众阅乐。
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1. I am not into exercising. Yesterday my wife said," Let's walk around the block." I said," Why? We're already here."
2. My mother lacks a green thumb, but she keeps at it. Pointing one day to a line of new plants by the kitchen window, my sister whispered to me, " Look —— death row."
3. I had to voice my concern when a coworker said she found dates using the Internet. "Don't worry about me," she said. " I always insist we meet at a miniature golf course." "Why there?" I asked. "First, it's a public spot," she said. " Second, it's in broad daylight. And third, I have a club in my hand." |
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