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发表于 2012-9-12 21:41:47
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"Honey, I have good news and bad news," a man tells his wife. "What is it?" she asks. "First, I think I'm losing my voice," he croaks. "So," his wife says," what's the bad news?"
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I was passing a couple in the produce aisle and noticed the man fastening a twist tie on a bag of oranges. "Those are gorgeous," I said. "Did you pick them out?" "I don't pick," he replied. "I just hold the bag open." As his wife stepped away, he muttered, "And sometimes I don't even do that right."
Poor guy.
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Servers at Disney World's Cinderella Castle treat you like royalty——literally. After lunch our waiter asked, "Is there anything else My lord wishes?" "Yes," I joked. "I'd like my wife to treat me like this at home." He bowed to my wife, Donna. "My Lord desires to be treated like a king in his castle. May I suggest a reply?" "Sure," my wife said."Tell him he's spent a little too much time in Fantasyland." |
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