[ZT]新诗Forever Young

那时枫叶

请严肃地，认真地朗读以下诗句。。。哦耶！
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十年生死两茫茫，不思量，forever young众里寻他千百度，蓦然回首，Hey，how do you do
　　
云中谁寄锦书来？super high ,suck guy！
　　
人生得意须尽欢，be a man,use your hand
　　
身无彩凤双飞翼，Get away from me！
　　
天生我材必有用，I can play football..
　　
春城無處不飛花，let's go to the cinema
　　
问君能有几多愁，as a boy without a girl (这句好美啊...)
　　
问君能有几多愁，easy come easy go
　　
春眠不觉晓，yo yo check it out
　　
问世间情为何物，what the fuck can I do
　　
曾经沧海难为水，what the fuck did you say
　　
无可奈何花落去，I miss you missing me
　　
此情可待成追忆，let it be
　　
争渡，争渡，惊起一滩鸥鹭，who and who?
　　
林花谢了春红，太匆匆,where is my iphone?
　　
感时花溅泪,Changes is never too late~
　　
满园春色关不住, Friday is coming soon~
　　
床前明月光，there's something wrong~
　　
两只黄鹂鸣翠柳，what place shall we go
　　
空山新雨后 fire in the hole
　　
两情若是长久时，you jump ,I jump
　　
江山如此多娇，you are so small，惜秦皇汉武，too simple；唐宗宋祖，sometime naieve。 一代天骄，成吉思汗，can't play football。俱往矣，数风流, die all

那时枫叶

但使龙城飞将在 come on baby don't be shy
　　
衣带渐宽终不悔 Would you wanna be a GAY！
　　
昨夜西风凋碧树，独上高楼，watching Chairman Hu
　　
两岸猿声啼不住 monkey go to sexing zoo

停车坐爱枫林晚 drive you home for one night

那时枫叶

山穷水复疑无路，how can i find a girl like you

落红不是无情物 he is just not that into you

衣带渐宽终不悔，love you like a love song.

垂死病中惊坐起,Eh,eh,eh,eh,Stop telephoning me

劝君更尽一杯酒，too late to say I love you

那时枫叶

垂死病中惊坐起，hey,I want to pee.

老夫聊发少年狂，london bridge is falling down

商女不知亡国恨，how much pain how much gain

春风得意马蹄急，people moutain people sea

那时枫叶

两岸猿声啼不住，monky monky you cry who

少年不识愁滋味，watch AV all the day

借问酒家何处有 I'll never let you know

明月松间照，go to the bar now

众里寻他千百度，蓦然回首，what's the matter with you?

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