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[闲聊话题] 有时候做爱的味道还不如一碗土豆(原创)

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发表于 2009-5-9 13:41:43 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
The story was about a young farmer couple in the country side of China.

In 1980's, the country was poor of entertainments, and the families rarely had a TV to play the time in the evening.

The young husband was full of energy and demanded having sex every night. Night after night, the wife couldn't tolerate the torturing of his endless desire. Since she had that responsibility to feed her husband as a wife, she had no reason or excuse to say no. But anyway, she had to figure out a way to decline it.

One night after having sex, she hinted to her husband, "what's the most important thing to you, food or sex?". "Of course, it's sex", he popped out the answer promtly and confidently. Maybe he was right. What else could he do for fun after dinner? But he didn't realize it was a trap set by the wife. She snapped, with a contemptuous face, "No, you are wrong, definitely wrong. You can't do that without food." "Sure I can. Are you doubt on me?" he seemed not satisfied with what she was saying. "OK, I will prove it", she smile, forseeing the success.

Night after night, they had sex as usual, but he didn't eat anything. After sex, she intentionally place a bowl of potatoes into kitchen cabinet in the sight of him. He saw it, on starving, but not brave enought to break his own promise.

He became weaker and weaker, almost at his last gasp.

.......

One night. She urged the kids to bed very early, and dived into his husband's arms, "Darling, kids are already in sleep, shall we make love now?" Already after a few days without food, he was so weak that he definitely couldn't make it.

"Honey, please serve me a bowl of potatoes, no sex", he panhandled his wife, almost with a storm of weeping. "I can't make love anymore."

She nodded, and handed him a bowl of potatoes. He couldn't wait to finish it right away. It had been, after all, a few days that nothing was into his stomach.

Enjoying his potatoes, he realized " sometimes a pussy is not as tasty as a potato!"
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