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发表于 2008-4-20 19:21:09 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
PLEASE READ, IT IS VERY IMPORTANT

Three women in North Florida turned up at hospitals over a 5-day period, all with the same symptoms. Fever, chills, and vomiting, followed by muscular collapse, paralysis and finally, death. There were no outward signs of trauma.

Autopsy results showed toxicity in the blood. These women did not know each other and seemed to have nothing in common. It was discovered, however, that they had all visited the same Restaurant (Olive Garden) within days of their deaths. The Health Department descended on the restaurant , shutting it down. The food, water, and air conditioning were all inspected and tested, to no avail.

The big break came when a waitress at the restaurant was rushed to the hospital with similar symptoms. She told docto that she had been on vacation, and had only went to the restaurant to pick up her check.

She did not eat or drink while she was there, but had used the restroom. That is when one toxicologist, remembering an article he had read, drove out to the restaurant, went into the restroom and lifted the toilet seat.

Under the seat, out of normal view, was a small spider. The spider was captured and brought back to the lab, where it was determined to be the Two-Striped Telamonia (Telamonia dimidiata), so named eause of its reddened flesh color; This spider's venom is extremely toxic, but can take several days to take effect. They live in cold, dark, damp climates, and toilet rooms provide just the right atmosphere.

Several days later a lawyer from Jacksonville showed up at a hospital emergency room. Before his death, he told the doctor, that he had been away on business, had taken a flight from Indonesia ,changing planes in Singapore , before returning home. He did NOT visit (Olive Garden) while there. He did (as did all of the other victims)have what was determined to be a puncture wound, on his right buttock. Investigators discovered that the flight he was on had originated in India .

The Civilian Aeronautics Board (CAB) ordered an immediate inspection of the toilets of all flights from India and discovered the Two-Striped Telamonia (Telamonia dimidiata) spider's nests on 4 different planes! It is now believed that these spiders can be anywhere in the country. So please, before you use a public toilet, lift the seat to check for spiders. It can save your life! And please pass this on to everyone you care about.
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发表于 2008-4-20 20:01:29 | 显示全部楼层
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-4-20 20:14:40 | 显示全部楼层

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说不准, 反正女的要特别小心才是.
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发表于 2008-4-20 21:20:41 | 显示全部楼层
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-4-20 21:54:24 | 显示全部楼层
男人方便的时候是占领制高点. 不像女人, 那一屁股坐下去, 刚好给蜘蛛药个正着.
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发表于 2008-4-21 10:24:49 | 显示全部楼层
这个问题比较私隐,一般女人不大会跟你的贴,当然我例外。

也许楼主不太了解,一个女人,尤其是有洁癖的女人,她去公共厕所方便,绝对不会一屁股坐下去滴。
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发表于 2008-4-21 11:21:07 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 小兔妈 于 2008-4-21 10:24 发表
这个问题比较私隐,一般女人不大会跟你的贴,当然我例外。

也许楼主不太了解,一个女人,尤其是有洁癖的女人,她去公共厕所方便,绝对不会一屁股坐下去滴。 ...
还得事先估计好毒蜘蛛的弹跳高度
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