Little Known Christmas Fact

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Little Known Christmas Fact

Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip...but there were problems everywhere.
Four of his elves were sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More Stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he found the elves had hidden the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the he kitchen floor.
He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from.
Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said: "Where would you like to put this tree Santa?"
And that my friends, is how the little angel came to be on top of the Christmas tree.

一念小师傅

How many elves does it take to change a light bulb? Ten!
One to change the light bulb and nine to stand on each other’s shoulders!

Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
Because he had a low “elf”esteem!

How long should an elf's legs be?
Just long enough to reach the ground!

What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer?
"First, YULE LOGon"!

Why did the elf put his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log!

What's the first thing elves learn in school?
The "elf"-abet!

Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars?
Elfis!

One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner".
And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"

How do elves greet each other?
"Small world, isn't it?"

Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in?
Mini vans!

                               
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天狼星

Great!

Ruibin

Warm & Fuzzy Lyrics
Artist:Billy Gilman

Sleigh bells ringing choirs singing / Wonder what 'ole Santa's bringing
It's the warm and fuzzy time of year

Snow flakes fall the temp is dropping / Families out together shopping
It's the warm and fuzzy time of year

Elves are working overtime / Making all our toys
Reindeer hooves on all the roofs / Of good little girls and boys

Big old cups of steaming cider / Fall asleep by a cozy fire
It's the warm and fuzzy time of year

Elves are working overtime / Making all our toys
Reindeer hooves on all the roofs / Of good little girls and boys

Big old cups of steaming cider / Fall asleep by a cozy fire
It's the warm and fuzzy time of year

It's the warm and fuzzy time of year

一念小师傅

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戈壁胡杨

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