The perspective of an Edmontonian on Canada: The Toronto song.

小枫叶

1. lyrics of the toronto song:
2. I hate the Skydome and the CN tower,too;
3. I hate Nathan Philip square and the Ontario Zoo.
4. the rent's too high, the air's unclean;
5. the beaches are dirty and the people are mean.
7. and the women are big, and the men are dumb
8. the children are loopy as they live in a slump.
9. and the water is polluted, and the mayor's a dork!
10. they dress real bad and they think they're New York.
11. and Toronto, Ontario.
13. you know, i actually think i hate all of Ontario.
14. Yeah, me too!
16. I hate thunder bay snd Ottawa,
17. Kitchener, Widsor and Oshawa.
18. London Sucks and the great lakes sucks
19. and sarnia sucks and turkey point sucks!
21. once i landed in Ontario, i met Brian Mulrooney.
22. he beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree.
23. i went to see the Maple Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck.
24. i mean i don't even know how they did it;
25. i was playing the organ...
26. and Ontario----------------------------SUCKS!
28. yep. actually,now that i really think about it,
29. i think i hate all the gosh darn province and territory in our country!
30. except Alberta! oh yeah, I love Alberta!
31. lots of cows dirt trees...
33. But... I hate Newfoundland 'cause they talk so weird;
34. and Prince Edward Island is-- too small!
35. Nova Scotia is dumb 'cause it's the name of a bank;
36. New Brunswick doesn't have a good mall!
37. Quebec is revolting and it makes me mad,
38. Ontario sucks, Ontario sucks!
40. Manitoba has the population density of 1.9 people per square kilometres,
41. isn't that stupid?
43. Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old.
44. and as for the territories, they're too cold!
45. and the only good thing about the province of British Colombia
46. is that its right next to us!
47. 'cause Alberta------doesn't suck!
48. but Calgary does,.......
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北美枫叶

看来没人支持你，这下子再发帖子的兴趣都没有了。

小水606

这是小枫叶自己听出来的歌词吧，简直是太棒了
阿姨要看着小枫叶的翻译才能听懂

FCH

Anthing you like about Canada?

Ruibin

叔叔帮你把视频弄成直接播放的，不过那个短片被作者加密不让在别的网站播放，所以大家只能点击后在新窗口播放了~~~~anyway， 肯定是要的！！！

北美枫叶

Post by Ruibin;702826
叔叔帮你把视频弄成直接播放的，不过那个短片被作者加密不让在别的网站播放，所以大家只能点击后在新窗口播放了~~~~anyway， 肯定是要的！！！

替她谢谢叔叔了！她这会子在楼上忙着烤蛋糕呢。

zhangyl

小枫叶

Post by FCH;702665
Anthing you like about Canada?

oh,hey! it's not me who wrote this song! it's an Edmontonian. that's why he wrote this; because they are proud and they hate Calgary.
(there's history behind this!)

小枫叶

Post by Ruibin;702826
叔叔帮你把视频弄成直接播放的，不过那个短片被作者加密不让在别的网站播放，所以大家只能点击后在新窗口播放了~~~~anyway， 肯定是要的！！！

谢谢叔叔！

Ruibin

乖！

Jeff.家里一口田

VERY FUNNY，I LIKE IT！