Fall Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

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Fall Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
   
    REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
    by Monday, Oct 30, 2007
   
    NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
    OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO
  8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
   
   
    Class 1
    How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
    Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
   
    Class 2
    The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
    Round Table Discussion.
    Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
   
     Class 3
    Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
    Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
    Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
   
    Class 4
    Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures
    and Explanatory Graphics.
    Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
   
     Class 5
    Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
    Examples on Video.
    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
    at 7:00 PM
   
    Class 6
    Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
    Help Line Support and Support Groups.
    Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
   
    Class 7
    Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And
    Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
    Open Forum.
    Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
   
    Class 8
    Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
    Graphics and Audio Tapes.
    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM
  for 2 hours.
   
    Class 9
    Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
   
    Class 10
    Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
    Driving Simulations.
    4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
   
    Class 11
    Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
    Online Classes and role-playing.
    Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
   
    Class 12
    How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
    Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours
  beginning at 7:00 PM.
   
    Class 13
    How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy—Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and
    Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
    Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
    Three n ights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00
  PM for 2 hours.
   
    Class 14
    The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
    Live Demonstration.
    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
   
   
   
     Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
   

William

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apple3800

搞笑的吧？

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好劳工培训班。

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Post by apple3800;575862
搞笑的吧？

哦？你该不是想报名来着吧？