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Bicycle repair man

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发表于 2007-1-28 12:31:31 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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发表于 2007-1-28 15:56:16 | 显示全部楼层

Re: Bicycle repair man

The sketch:

  • Voiceover: This man is no ordinary man. This is Mr. H G Superman. To all appearances, he looks like any other law-abiding citizen. But Mr F G Superman has a secret identity. When trouble strikes at any time, at any place, he is ready to become... BICYCLE REPAIR MAN! Superboy: Hey, there's a bicycle broken, up the road.
    Superman One: If only Bicycle Repair Man were here!
    Superboy: Yes, wait, I think I know where I can find him. Look over there!
    Caption: FLASH!
    All Supermen: Bicycle Repair Man, but how?
    Superman One: Oh look... is it a stockbroker?
    Superman Two: Is it a quantity Surveyor?
    Superman Three: Is it a church warden?
    All Supermen: NO! It's Bicycle Repair Man!
    Superman: MY! Bicycle Repair Man! Thank goodness you've come! Look!
    Caption: Clink! Screw! Bend! Inflate! Alter Saddle!
    Superman Two: Why, he's mending it with his own hands!
    Superman One: See how he uses a spanner to tighten that nut!
    Superman: Oh, Oh Bicycle Repair Man, how can I ever repay you?
    Bicycle Repair Man: Oh, you don't need to guv. It's all in a days work for... Bicycle Repair Man!
    All Supermen: Our Hero!
    Voiceover: Yes! whenever bicycles are broken, or menaced by international 靠缪内滋姆, Bicycle Repair Man is ready!
    Yes, it's Monty Python's Flying Circus.? With Michael Palin as Bicycle Repair Man, and John Cleese, Graham Chapman, and Terry Jones as Supermen 1, 2 and 3.? See, it had to get back to cycling somehow.? No matter how irreverent.
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发表于 2007-1-28 16:04:40 | 显示全部楼层

Re: Bicycle repair man

(Zoom on Narrator in Garden)

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Narrator: He defeats those damn 靠缪内斯特s, I hate them, I hate 靠缪内斯特s, I HATE THEM?

Women’s Voice: Tea dear?

Narrator: Coming darling

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