men are hard to pleased 男人很难取悦

jianfeih

　　the problems with guys:
　　if u treat him nicely, he says u are in love with him;
　　if u don’t, he says u are proud.
　　if u dress nicely, he says u are trying to lure him;
　　if u don’t, he says u are from kampung.
　　if u argue with him, he says u are stubborn;
　　if u keep quiet, he says u have no brains.
　　if u are smarter than him, he’ll lose face;
　　if he’s smarter than u, he is great.
　　if u don’t love him, he tries to possess u;
　　if u love him, he will try to leave u.(very true huh?)
　　if u don’t make love with him., he says u don’t love him;
　　if u do!! he says u are cheap.
　　if u tell him your problem, he says u are troblesome;
　　if u don’t, he says that u don’t trust him.
　　if u scold him, u are like a nanny to him;
　　if he scolds u, it is because he cares for u.
　　if u break your promise, u cannot be trusted;
　　if he breaks his,he is forced to do so.
　　if u smoke, u are a bad girl;
　　if he smokes, he is gentlement.
　　if u do well in your exams, he says it’s lucky;
　　if he does well, it’s brains.
　　if u hurt him, u are cruel;
　　if he hurts u, u are too sensitive!!
　　so hard to pleased!!!!!
　　if u send this to guys, they will swear that it’s not true.......
　　but if u don’t, they say u are selfish.....


　　男人很难取悦!!
　　男人的问题是：
　　如果??对他好，他说??爱上他了．
　　对他不好，他说??骄傲．
　　如果??穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．
　　如果不，他说??是乡下来的
　　如果??跟他理论，他说??固执
　　如果??沉默，他说??没大脑！
　　如果??比他聪明，他说那是小聪明
　　如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！
　　如果??不爱他，他想拥有??
　　如果??爱他，他试着离开??．
　　如果??不跟他做爱，他说??不爱他
　　如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！
　　如果??告诉他??的问题，他说??麻烦
　　如果不，他说??不信任他
　　如果??骂他，??好象他奶妈
　　如果他骂??，是表示他\"关心\"??
    如果你不守承诺，你不值得信赖
　　如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的
　　如果??吸烟，??是坏女孩
　　如果他吸烟，他是绅士
　　如果??考试成绩好，他说是运气
　　如果他考得好，他说是实力！
　　如果??伤害了他，表示??很残忍
　　如果他伤害了??，表示??太敏感而且太难取悦！
　　如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．．
　　如果你不寄给他们，他们说??自私．．

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强烈同意！！！ :wdb31:

释天龙

好文章
The English section has a few typographical errors.
可否传载？？

LIME

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How can we transfer the right information to each other?????