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发表于 2006-5-19 15:26:36
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回复: ZT: 一个通用汽车公司员工的离职告别信--牛！通中学古文之道者，请点评之。
以下全做笑话，别当真，好玩罢了。
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“通用”是老外公司吧？
在那公司的员工都说“洋话”吧？
写这文章的仁兄不知要摆什么乌龙阵给什么人看？八股非八股，白话非白话，读起时，稍不留意会引发打嗝，犹如空口吃了一把胡椒，动不动就惹得肠胃翻滚。哈哈，果然了得！
市面高价卖一软件，盗来一用，把此文翻译给“通用”全体同仁看，真实履行它的“告别信”职能。
译文如下：
One the end of the year such as the tenth of the twelve Earthly Branches, diction Germany hardworking so as to visit I have. At that time, heroes make the car, it has not been flat through the country. Or say: "The one in common use, the main fact of East China Sea, its strong here of tendency, its firewood pairs of here, as good as throw it, heavy to can pursue. " Its speech of Yu Shan, it enter by thing not in common use by orphan body not poor,go through on the all to have enough and to spare until one year today. Size is several dozen fights, or hold or decline during that time, either flourish or sad, all still in the eye, insufficient and other humanity. Today already it decline not belonging to, whose name is composition will.
The beginning, visit for is it verify commissioner is long to stay cashier to be little and high to wipe out. Work in spring and autumn, at all hours of the day and night, have not dared to neglect hearts. Must know several brothers of the same generation, the interest is congenial, then guide for the bosom friend. Japan immerses oneself in the declaration forms, chats about and discusses on the meal hall at noon, charge to an account on companion, machine of sound noon, night Chaos crown of the head in regular bus, towards meet newspaper serving, seeing off and selling people in dusk, Wen Yan's cheerful chatting, dote on the disgrace two and forget. All this are trivial and trivial, though it is the thing of the past, but vertical to have the discipline deposit, can forget also clearly like shadow. Sigh husband! I shake the clothing and rise today, the ring head is looked at, annual to the small high persons who work together in former times, the common firm monarches in the village stored, the one that call, " the ship hillock is violent in the tiger " ,Not in order to cross. Annual to only flow backwards, can and then, and does not have also old times with for the persons who confirm. Yi! Little this person, who of mine and return!
Exceed next year, demote account receivable commissioner, move system support the commissioner again, all kinds of meeting that apprenticed to Chen Yi and come in and go out. Ethics of the teaching profession Chen grand to look at, hold concurrently learned to know while being wide, speak at length each time even more, salty clothes of left and right sides. Or tell painstaking sufferings, the teacher calls me to call: "Wouldn't I know? But there is the extraordinary this dish us and than,want by this line not open, must prepare against by turnip cooked rice first, can become to eat for three years " It obey I its speech is with serving as master,obtain very, so often cherish the heart which wears morality. Before leaving, advise me with the good speech. Move in the towns and villages all over the country far today, has not dared to forget.
If Hua Wang, Wei Xie, Yi Chen, Li Yao hold, Hong Tao, high Great Britain, tiger monthly Shu, sincere feeling Wu, Shenyang, Jian Wang, pieces of àN person, the important official in the temple, rest on in common use and firmly either, does not leak low with me, send to me with everything all kinds of. The result that I am not probably entrusted, only think to exhaust considering poorly, speak and act cautiously it correctly, since degree does not still bring disgrace to the mission for good fortune. Meet clear each time, is it is it is it pay attention to to put to doubt to aid with one, is it incline the ear in order to invite to bend, can solve. Act as and present Israel with respect and thank it today.
Yi Li, Ying Li, Jie Lu, Yang Yu, ShaoMin Yao, yellow high, summer Zheng, XuanChun Lu, XiaoPing Cao, yellow jade-like stone, alluvial gold, this all in common use reaching first, though just higher than generation, there is no proud still feeling, the getting more dull-witted by I,whose name is while asking,must follow but not lure. So although I am foolish, year in year out, the soldier is smelt to some extent. Have already taken leave of today, Xi thinking Xu.
Jun Hu, rise far, Li Gang, song ease, Jing Yan, generation good and real all, consider loyal and pure intelligently, I is it instead of connive master data everything, know their can to taste. After some time, it must be the right-hand man's material. I have already travelled faraway, Yu Jun,etc. also act as and comfort the palm to celebrate it at the time of the achievement of scholarly honor of official rank.
Yang Ting is graceful, Li ­Z¡¢ and Huang Chunlan, Zhang Ning, Su JiaYing, 3180 all and virtuous, in the long dwelling, all to can claim it say all, Chang Yu disturb their so as to the trival matters, all to trouble I present it with authority, so must their very too help. It is still on the the same day when it write, kicking floor pass form ask for right is the getting openner each time, all the delight too. Cherish, the old affair is filled in the chest, force and fetch and die, only borrow the image to keep for future reference, have a chat and recall the ear old.
Bright dawn procedure, familiar system, firm I even income this; Eye fan turn white, fat panting, this I house lose too also. Yu XiangRi and everybody touch upon herein, ones that sigh in beautiful spring-time are apt to die invariably. Alas! Beginning of today, my name will not reply smelling in all ears of people, my shadow does not also reply seeing in the evening star moon of morning. Year in year out afterwards, need speech, I of view, but still in person reply how much people does it have, moustache of carrying on etc. is in order to know to speak today such as I today? One, or good fortune meet mountains and rivers some other time, I is it hold pot prepare against the wine cup to act as, float and come out with you,etc. altogether!
Will be far away from today, will write and shed tears, I wonder if to speak, yuans of chapter is it visit and pin again to kowtow. |
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