世上最强的中国式英文

lilianou

有部分可能是你已经看过的......


1．we two who and who？
咱俩谁跟谁阿

2．how are you ？ how old are you？
怎么是你，怎么老是你？

3．you don’t bird me，I don’t bird you
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see，brothers ！ together up ！
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

5．hello everybody！if you have something to say，then say！if you have nothing to say，go home！！
有事起奏，无事退朝


6．you me you me
彼此彼此

7．You Give Me Stop！！
你给我站住！

8．know is know,noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知……

9．WATCH SISTER
表妹

10．dragon born dragon，chicken born chicken，mouse’son can make hole！！
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！

11．American Chinese not enough
美中不足

12．one car come one car go ，two car pengpeng，people die
车祸现场描述

13．heart flower angry open
心花怒放

14．go past no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过

15.U R American girl
你是美女

冲锋向钱

.............................这个可不是一天两天可以学会的

天梭

还是我见到的更厉害。

http://www.ourdream.ca/forums/thread21126.html

干炒牛河：Fuck to fry the cow river
新西兰牛扒：The cow of NewZealand pick
特式鸳鸯扒：Pick with the type mandarine duck
日式鳗鱼饭：Day type eel rice
猪扒意粉：The pig picks the idea powder
猪扒饭：The pig picks the rice
综合寿司：Synthesize Sushi
日本花寿司：Flower in Japan sushi
扁豆炖龙骨：The hyacinth bean braise the main beam of boat
生熟地炖龙骨：Living to braise the main beam of boat familarly
鸡骨草炖龙骨：The chicken bone grass braise the main beam of boat

nanshan

出国前抓紧学！学好了就什么都不怕了

zwygz

少了这句：good good study,day day up好好学习，天天向上

tobeornottobe

long time no see
jiang is old la