The next time the baby was wet, she asked if he was now ready to learn how to change diapers. He looked puzzled. Oh, he replied finally. I didn't mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby! Staying at a small-town hotel, Tom ordered tea. Shortly afterwards, a girl threw open the door. Sugar in your tea? she shouted. No, thank you, Tom replied.
Ah, well, don't stir it then. 『支持』 Little Ernie was having a problem with his homework..Dad, he asked, What is the difference between anger and exasperation?..Well, son, said his father, I'll give you a practical demonstration. His father picked up the phone and dialled a number..Hello, said a voice at the other end..Hello, said Ernie's father. .Is Melvin there?..There is no one called Melvin here! the voice replied. .Why don't you look
up numbers before you dial them?
You see? said Ernie's father. .That man was not at all happy with our call. But watch this! He then dialled the number again, and says, Hello, is Melvin there?..Now look here! the voice said angrily. .I told you there is no Melvin here! You have got a lot of nerve calling again!
Did you hear that? Ernie's father asked. That was anger. Now, I will show you what exasperation is! He dialled once again. And on hearing the voice at the other end, Ernie's father said: Hello! This is Melvin. Have there been any calls for me? A small Indian boy appeared in the class of a London school teacher for the first time and she asked him his name. Venkataratnam Narasimha Rattaiah, he said. When she asked, How do you spell it? he replied, My mother helps me. Little Johnny was practising the violin in the living room, while his father was trying to read. The family dog was at there too, and, on hearing the screeching sounds, began to howl. Johnny's father listened to the dog and the violin for as long as he could. Then he jumped up, slammed his newspaper on the floor and yelled, For God's sake, can't you play something the dog doesn't know? An eager young man entered his prospective boss’s cabin for an interview. The boss said, “One thing our company is very particular about is cleanliness. I hope you wiped your shoes on the doormat while coming in?”
Yes, sir, the young man replied promptly.
Back came the rejoinder, One more thing we’re very particular about is honesty. There is no doormat outside! Sonu was saying her bedtime prayers: Please God, make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy, ......
Why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy? Sonu’s mother asked.
And Sonu replied: Because, that is what I put in my Geography exam! A teacher had just moved house with all her possessions including box after box of books.
As the van driver put down the last box in her second-floor flat, he grumbled, For Heaven’s sake, lady, why didn’t you read them before you came? mother in law 那个有意思, 老外也有这种家庭问题啊, 呵呵. mother in law 那个有意思, 老外也有这种家庭问题啊, 呵呵.
wondering 发表于 2010-3-24 04:03 http://www.ourdream.ca/forums/static/image/common/back.gif
恩，而且似乎女婿对father in law也是很敬畏呢，尤其在结婚前。
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