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发表于 2009-5-6 20:28:35
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heihei,i got it.
hi, everybody...so aah, i am irish...i read a report saying that a man reach their sexual peak at the age of 18...but i didn't know this, until i was 25 ...so the world will never knew what a stud i was...nobody took a bite out o f this peach when it was ripe...
i am not good at sports, but i love parallel parking...because unlike sports ...whenever parallel parking, the worse you are...the more people they have routing for you...i am an immigrant...and i used to drive this used car with a lot of bumper stickers that impossible to peel it off...and one of them said ..if you don't speak english...go home...and i didn't notice this for two years...i tried really hard to become an US citizen, and i had to take this america history lessons...
where they ask us questions like... who's benjamin franklin...well, I like aah...the reason our convenience store gets robbed...what's the second amendment...well, I like aah...the reason our convenience store gets robbed...what's the row (Roe) vs wade...like aah...two ways of coming to the united states...i have a family now, but i used to be really scared of marriage... i was like...wow...50% of all marriages end up lasting for ever...
i just had my first child last year... and aah...i was really amazed by it...you know...i was at the delivery room...holding on my son...thinking to myself...wow...he was just born...and he is already US citizen...so i said to him...ah...do you even know who's benjamin franklin...now i have a sign on my car...it says...ah...baby on board...this sign is basically a threat...it just says i have a screaming baby and a nagging wife...and i am not afraid of dying anymore... |
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